When Stevie Ray Vaughan died in 1990 and went to Heaven, St. Peter was there to greet him and take him to his heavenly lodgings.
As Peter was showing him around, he brought him to the area where the great musicians are now living. They pass rooms where he sees Hendrix jamming on a guitar, then Janis belting out some blues and Buddy Holly crooning some amazing innocent pop with Roy Orbison.
As they went further down the hall, they pass a room where they find Bono singing to some fans and preaching to them. Slightly stunned, Stevie asks Pete “Um, did Bono die when I did?”
Pete looked down, shook his head, and then looked back up at Stevie with an embarrassing look on his face and said “Um, no actually. That’s God. He just thinks he’s Bono.”
